Sitter in Chicago, Illinois

I recently graduated medical school and will be moving to Wisconsin soon for residency and need some cash (moving is expensive). I can babysit your children today or tomorrow at any time! Willing to travel to your home within reasonable distance! I am great with children all ages, especially babies! I mean, afterall, I will be delivering them pretty soon! Since I am a physician, I am BLS and ACLS certified. So, go out on a date night today or tomorrow and let me take care of your little ones. I'm clean, cultured, and well-spoken. I am also fluent in Spanish--it's my first language. Make me an offer and we'll negotiate!