Sitter Job in Oakland, California

Fun loving psychopath seeks weekend overnight day care for his two scathingly brilliant daughters, ages 8 & 9, at my home in Deep East Oakland. I work all weekend, literally. Shift starts at 2 on Saturday, ending around 7 am Sunday. I go back at 2 pm and go until around 1 am. I have a 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom house with on site laundry and a huge back that has a treeless tree house ( always under construction) and plans for a dojo complete with a target range for archery and throwing weapons. Bring your own kid(s), bring a change of clothes,  just don't bring any drama. I am fiercely protective and morally flexible.I will not tolerate . Ever since their mother died last May, it's been me making all the choices and mistakes. This gig is ideal for the person who has the time to spare, would like a  break from their own scene and would like a little bit of money for the trouble. Must love kids. Must I really say that? I can't afford more than $100 for the weekend. I'm looking into getting subsidized funding, and if so, will increase your fee. Email me resume and  references if you're interested ASAP.